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Amazon.com Fashion’s Marketing Department Sits On A Throne Of Lies!!!!

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Amazon.com Fashion's Marketing Department Sits On A Throne Of Lies!!!!

Amazon.com Fashion's Marketing Department Sits On A Throne Of Lies!!!!I saw this this ad for a bikini Sasquatch Christmas sweater on Facebook.

Then I clicked on the this ad for a bikini Sasquatch Christmas sweater.

bunch-of-bullshit-sweaters

Then a page on Amazon came up with literally 2,167 sweaters that were not a bikini Sasquatch Christmas sweater.

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Then I searched for “bikini Sasquatch Christmas sweater,” “bikini Sasquatch,” “bikini Sasquatch sweater,” etc.

drake-hotline-bling-sweater

Nothing came up except this stupid Drake Hotline Bling sweater that is IN NO WAY EVEN COMPARABLE TO BIKINI SASQUATCH CHRISTMAS SWEATER.

Fuck you, Amazon Dot Com’s Fashion Department.

You have hurt me in ways that you will never be able to fathom nor repair.

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